are you fuckin kidding me
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
I love how I am sweet as sugar to strangers that I feel completely neutral towards. Like, alarmingly nice. But—without a shadow of a doubt—I will forever refer to the people whom I hold nearest and dearest to my heart as the smelliest/creepiest/no-good sons of guns on this godless planet. Why is that?
We were so close. We can be like that again.
"If this is all the fight we have left in us at the end of our race, witches deserve to die." (x)
Spyhop by: odontocete
the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing
A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle. Right? You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly. And I think that means something. I just think that really means something.
idk if this child has a really horrible case of restless leg syndrome or if he is just trying to make me come over there to see wtf is goin on like dude i am busy doing stuff catch your snoozies while ya can damn son
This photo is so important